10.00 Laptop most definitely will not switch on.
Contemplate the situation. Seems I kind of have a day off. Also seems I have no computer.
Why is life with technology such an uphill battle?
10.01-12.00 Non-photogenic activities. (So I here’s my favourite plant Rosalie instead.) Feel obliged to unpack the joyous remains of a fun weekend by the sea. Not fun. Kind of gross. As is the laundry. As is blog writing in ugly housewear (way too hot to write elegantly dressed – otherwise obviously would).
12.00 Toddle off to the bakery to buy some good veggie protein with a village salad. Get told off for taking a pic of the bread shelf. Feel stupid.
Feel stupid taking a photo of my lunch, take one anyway. And post it here. There it is.
13.30 Watch Sister Wives.
Don’t feel stupid. Haven’t got a computer and the seaside weekend was a bit consuming actually. And Mariah has recently come out as gay to her five fundamentalist Mormon parents. Five! Fundamentalist! Gay! Mormon!
15.00 Reunited with my tanned rascals on the school yard.
Gather all our courage and ask one boy’s mum if he could join us for pizza on Friday. He can! Oh their joyous little faces!
Oh the dawn of a friendship.
Oh my poor old heart.